E G5 E A5 E D5/A E
		D5If you're E havin' trouble with the high school head
		He's givin' you the blues D E
		You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed
		Here's what you gotta do D E
		Pick up the phone
		I'm always home, call me anytime
		D Just ring E three six Dtwo, Efour three six D o E
		I lead a life Dof crime E

Chorus:		A5Dirty deeds done G5dirt A5cheap
		EDirty deeds done D dirt E cheap
		A5Dirty deeds done G5dirt A5cheap
		EDirty deeds they're done dirt cheap
		Dirty deeds they're done dirt cheapD E
		You got problems in your life of love
		You got a broken heart D E
		He's double dealin' with your best friend
		That's when the tear drops start, fella D E
		Pick up the phone, I'm here alone, or make a social call D E
		Come right in D E, forget about him D E
		We'll have ourselves Da ball E

		Chorus

		Break
		B E, per intro
		If you got a lady and you want her gone
		But you ain't got the guts D E
		She keeps naggin' at you night and day
		Enough to drive you nuts D E
		Pick up the phone, leave her alone
		It's time you made a stand D E
		For a feeD E I'm happy to be D E
		Your back D door E man. Whoo!

		Chorus

		Concrete shoesG5 E, cyanide A5 E, T. N. T.
		E Done D dirt E cheap
		Neck-ties G5 E, contracts A5 E, high voltage
		E Done D dirt E cheap
		Dirty deeds G E A E  \
		E Done D dirt E cheap \ Repeat
		They're ready to send Ahim on E the cruise