(intro) G Bm Em Em7 (add D on B string) Em C..C Cmaj7 C+9 Cmaj7 (play with B)
		G          Bm            Em Em7 Em  (you can add these notes on B string-
		I read the news today oh boy                   I'll omit them from now on)
		C       Em            Am            Cmaj7 Cadd9 Cmaj7
		About a lucky man who made the grade
		G              Bm              Em
		And though the news was rather sad
		C      F                Em
		Well I just had to laugh
		C         F         Em Cmaj7...
		I saw the photograph

		He blew his mind out in a car/He didn't notice that the lights had changed
		A crowd of people stood and stared/They'd seen his face before
		Em                                                 C....
		Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords

		I saw a film today oh boy/The English Army had just won the war
		A crowd of people turned away/But I just had to look
		Having read the book....

		C           Bm       G       Am7    Em
		I'd love to turn.... you.... on....

		(stays on Em for awhile then goes to E-major)

		E                                                  A
		Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head
		E
		Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
		And looking up, I noticed I was late
		E                                                         A
		Found my coat and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat
		E
		Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
		And somebody spoke and I went into a dream

		C   G   D   C   E   C   G   D   C
		Ahhh....
		E D C D G

		I heard the news today oh boy/Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
		And though the holes were rather small/They had to count them all
		Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
		I'd love to turn... you... on...