D/E  A  E } x 2

		E                D   A         E
		Well, you should see Polythene Pam
		               D              A            E
		She's so good looking but she looks like a man
		                   G                             B
		Well, you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag
		                C   D         E
		Yes, you should see Polythene Pam.
		C     D     E
		Yeah, yeah, yeah

		D/E  A  E } x 2

		Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
		She's killer diller when she's dressed to the hilt
		She's the kind of a girl that makes the _News of the World_
		Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
		Yeah, yeah, yeah

		D/E  A  E } x2
		D  A  E } x 9?


		Geez, while I'm at it, here's She Came in through the Bathroom Window.

		A                                D
		She came in through the bathroom window
		A         F#m         D
		protected by a silver spoon
		A           F#m                 D
		But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
		       D7                      A
		by the banks of her own lagoon

		(A)                Dm
		Didn't anybody tell her?
		A                   Dm
		Didn't anybody see?
		G7                       C
		Sunday's on the phone to Monday
		G7                        C        (go to 2/4 for the C)
		Tuesday's on the phone to me

		She said she'd always been a dancer
		Worked in fifteen clubs a day
		And though I thought I knew the answer
		Well, I knew but I could not say

		So I quit the police department
		and got myself a steady job
		And though she tried her best to help me
		she could steal but she could not rob

		Chorus