riff A:		e| --------------------------------
		B| --------------------------------
		G| --------------------------------
		D| --------0-1-0---------0-----0---
		A| 0---3-0-------3-0-0-3-----3---3-
		E| --------------------------------

riff B:		e| --------------------------------
		B| --------------------------------
		G| --------------------------------
		D| ----------------0---0---1---0---
		A| 3---3---3---3-------------------
		E| --------------------------------

riff A2:	e| ------------------------
		B| ------------------------
		G| ------------------------
		D| --------0-1-0---------0-
		A| 0---3-0-------3-0-0-3---
		E| ------------------------

riff C:		e| ----------------
		B| ----------------
		G| ----------------
		D| ----------------
		A| ----------------
		E| 5---5---3-5---3-

riff D:		e| --------------------------------
		B| --------------------------------
		G| --------------------------------
		D| --------2-3-2---------2-----2---
		A| 2---5-2-------5-2-2-5-----5---5-
		E| --------------------------------

riff E:		e| --------------------------------
		B| --------------------------------
		G| --------------------------------
		D| ----------------2---2---3---2---
		A| 5---5---5---5-------------------
		E| --------------------------------

riff D2:	e| ------------------------
		B| ------------------------
		G| ------------------------
		D| --------2-3-2---------2-
		A| 2---5-2-------5-2-2-5---
		E| ------------------------

intro:		riff A } x2

verse:		riff A } x4 (sing on third)
		riff B
		riff A

		riff A } x2
		riff B
		riff A2

		Went to a party
		I danced all night
		I drank sixteen beers
		and I started up a fight

		But now I'm jaded
		You're out of luck
		I'm rolling down the stairs
		too drunk to fuck

chords:		                        --G-G-G-

		E-------------------------G-G-G-

		       Too drunk to fuck

		E-------------------------G-G-G-

		       Too drunk to fuck

		E---------G-G-G-E---------G-G-G-

		  Too drunk,       to fuck

		E---E---F---F---F#--F#--C---C---

		I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck

		repeat verse

		2nd verse lyrics:
		I like your stories
		I like your gun
		Shooting out cop tires
		sounds like loads and loads of fun

		But in my room
		Wish you were dead
		You ball like the baby
		in Eraserhead

		Too drunk to fuck
		It's all I need right now
		Too drunk to fuck

break:		C---------------C---------------
		C---------------C---------------
		C-------D-------D#------D--D#-D-
		D#--C---------------------------
		C-------D-------D#------D--D#-D-
		C-------------------------------

		riff C } x3

		D-----D#----C---

		riff C } x2

		D-----C-----a-g-c-a-------G-G-G-    (a-g-c-a- with a
		                                     single string)
		E-------------------------G-G-G-

		  Too drunk....

		E-------------------------G-G-G-

		E---------G-G-G-E---------G-G-G-

		E---E---F---F---F#--F#--C---C---

		I'm sick soft gooey and cold, too drunk to fuck

		riff A } x2

verse:		riff D } x4
		riff E
		riff D

		riff D } x2
		riff E
		riff D2

		I'm about to drop
		My head's a mess
		The only salvation is
		I'll never see you again

		You give me head
		It makes it worse
		Take out your fucking retainer
		put it in your purse

		                        --A-A-A-

		F#------------------------A-A-A-

		Too drunk...

		F#------------------------A-A-A-

		F#--------A-A-A-F#--------A-A-A-

		F#--F#--G---G---G#--G#--D---D--- } x3

		It's all I need right now, oh baby
		I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby
		And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to fuck

		D-------C-------D-------F--D-F-- } x3

		                    Yeah, yeah

		D-------