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		Raised to be a lady by the golden rule
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		Alice was the spawn of a public school
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		With a double barrel name in the back of her brain
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		And a simple case of mummy doesnt love me blues
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		Reality it seems was just a dream
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		She couldnt get it on with the boys on the scene
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		But what do you expect from a chick whose just sixteen
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		And hey hey hey hey hey hey you know what I mean
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		All the young girls love Alice
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		Tender young Alice they say
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		Come over and see me, come over and please me
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		Alice it's my turn today
		All the young girls love Alice
		Tender young Alice they say
		If I give you my number will you promise to call me?
		Wait till my husbands away
		Poor little darling with a chip out of her heart
		It's like acting in a movie When you've got the wrong part
		Getting your kicks in another girls bed
		And it was only last Tuesday they found you in the subway dead
		And who could you call your friends down in Soho?
		One or two middle aged dykes in a go-go?
		And what do you expect from a sixteen year old yo-yo?
		And hey hey hey hey hey hey don't you know