Bb  Eb | Bb  Eb F| } x4
		Lyric
		G          D           Bb          F
		Got out of bed, wasn't feeling too good
		                      C           Cm          Bb
		With my wallet and my passport, a new pair of shoes
		G           D            Bb          F
		The sun was shining so I head for the park
		                     C        Cm           Bb
		With a bottle of tequila and a new pack of cigarrettes
		I got a cousin, and sge got a friend
		Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help
		At his apartment, I knock on the door
		He wouldn't come out until he got paid
		Pre-chorus
		    Bb    Eb       Bb    Eb   Bb    Eb
		Now don't tell anybody what I wanna do
		    Bb    Eb   Bb  Eb                   Eb            Bb      Eb
		If they find out, you know that they'll never let me through
		Chorus
		Bb      Eb    Bb Eb   F  Bb     Eb   Bb  Eb  F
		Cos it's no fun being an illegal alien     (X2 or however many you feel like)
		Down at the office had to fill out the forms
		A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose
		Up to the counter to see what they think, they said,
		"It doesn't count, man, it aint written in ink"
		I don't trust anybody, least not around here
		(Chorus)
		Lead in to bridge (the keyboard solo)
		Bb (2 bars)  Ab(2 bars)
		           An illegal alien, OK
		Bridge (background chords)  whole phrase x2
		G(no 3rd)  2 bars   G(no 3)/C  2 bars  G(no 3)/Eb 1 bar
		G(no 3)/D  G(no 3)/F  half bar each
		D             G
		Consideration for your fellow man
		          C             D7sus4
		Would not hurt anybody, sure fits in with my plan