Intro:		B	B(PM)...

		E	D	A	E
Verse:		Do as l say and not as l do
		E		D		A
		because the shit's so thick you can't run away.
		E		D	A	E
		I beg to differ and on the contrary,
		E		D		A
		l agree with every word that you say.
		E		D	A	E
		Talk is cheap and lies are expensive,
		E		D	A
		My wallet's fat and so is my head.
		E		D	A	E
		Hit and run and then l'll hit you again,
		E	D		A
		I'm a smart-ass but l'm playing dumb.

Chorus:		E	D	B	E	D	B
		E	D	A	E	E	D	A
		NO WORDS

		E	D		A	E
Verse:		Standards set and broken all the time,
		E	D	A
		Control the chaos from behind a gun.
		E		D	A	E
		Call it as l see it even if
		E		D	A
		I was born deaf, blind and dumb.
		E	D	A	E
		Losers winning big on the lottery,
		E	D	A
		Rehab rejects still sniffing glue.
		E	D	A	E
		Constant refutation with myself,
		E	D	A
		I'm a victim of a catch-22.

		E	D	B
Chorus:		I have no belief.
		E	D	B 	E	DA	E
		But I believe, I'm a walking contradiction.
		E		D	A
		And, l ain't got no right.